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There
once was a pirate named Jill.
Who crashed her ship by
a hill.
She fell out of a tree.
She grazed her knee.
That clumsy old pirate
called Jill.
By Alex A
There once a pirate named Joe
Who sailed all the way to the snow
It was getting cold
All his jackets were sold
That dumb old pirate named Joe
by Chris P |
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There
ones was a pirate named Rex,
He had a bird that pecks,
He fired his gun,
And had a lot of fun,
That silly old pirate named Rex.
By James
There once was a pirate
named Ted,
All day he’d sleep in bed,
His cat was fat,
His dog just sat,
That lazy and lonely Ted
By Monika
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There once was a pirate named Franklin
Who loved to chew on plankton
Until he got hit over the head
Then they shot him dead
That silly old pirate named Franklin
By
Brandon
There once was a pirate named Izzy
And he was always busy
He fell off the ship
And broke his hip
That poor old pirate named Izzy
From Bradey |
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There once was a pirate Harry
Who hated a man called Larry
He went to the ships
And swayed his hips
That silly old pirate called Harry.
By Ashleigh
There once
was a pirate called Bill
Who yesterday got very ill
The doctor came around
And didn’t hear a sound
From that sick old pirate called Bill
By Chris McMillan |
There
once was a pirate named Jack
Who had a broken back
He fell off his chair
And went into mid air
That poor old pirate called Jack
By Joshua
There
once lived a captain Ben
His men were Jim and Glen
He fought for gold
Until he was old
That silly old captain Ben
By Elise |
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There
once was a pirate named Moe,
Who was a silly old fellow,
He fell into the lake
and ripped his cape,
That silly old pirate named Moe.
By Jessica
There once
was a pirate named Jack
Who fell and broke his back
He slept on a rack
He fell in a sack
That poor old pirate named Jack
By Lucan |
There
was a pirate named Wayne
He loved to feel the pain
He wasn’t very smart
He got hit with a dart
That stupid old pirate named Wayne
By Reece
There once was a pirate called Brad
Who had an old cat that is mad
He likes to rob
His friend is Bob
That dangerous pirate called Brad
By Raymond |
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There
once was a pirate called Flynn
He did a really bad sin
He found a penny
Got a girlfriend called Jenny
That lucky old pirate called Flynn
By Aaron.C
There
once was a pirate named Bill
His
best friends name was Lil
He drank too much rum
His head began numb
That silly old pirate named Bill
By Lyell |
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There once was a pirate named
Jack,
Who liked to wear his big blak hat,
He looked overboard,
Then he was bald,
That stupid old pirate named Jack.
by Niall
There
once was a pirate named Mack,
He lived in a very big shack,
He went on a ship,
And did a big flip,
That silly old pirate named Mack.
by Erin |
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There once was a pirate named Hook,
Who was a really great cook,
He made apple pies,
With heaps of flies,
That silly old pirate named Hook.
by Shannon
There once was a pirate
named Lee.
She once dislocated her knee,
She went to fly,
But instead she cried.
That silly old pirate named Lee.
by Taila |
There once was a pirate named Jack,
Who wore a tattoo on his back,
He absolutely loved to fight,
Believe it or not in the night,
That funny old pirate named Jack.
by Michelle
There once was a pirate
named Plum
Who liked to suck his thumb
When he went to bed
The huge thumb went red
That silly old pirate named Plum
by Melanie |
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