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PIRATE STORIES:
In
the late 17 hundreds just off the Canadian border was a dark and gloomy,
tall and mysterious ship.
This
ship was a pirate ship and its crew was walking into PIRATE DEATH HOUSE
inn with a racket. When the last person was inside the inn, you heard
nothing at all but when the last person was out, you saw everyone with
tobacco rum and every other food and drink you can think of.
On
the way back to the ship, a man called out, "captain, pirate ship
dead ahead!’’ so they ran to the ship and started loading the cannons
and guns and zoomed out to the other pirate ship and blew it to
smithereens and captured the crew. They killed the captain and used the
crew as slaves.
T hese pirates did this for many
more years. The next month they spotted a Spanish galleon that had over
999 zillion dollars aboard. The next day they robbed the ship while the
captain retired with 575 zillion dollars.
T he pirates joined up with black
beard, one-eyed jack and about 50 other pirate crews and sailed the seven
seas. They were the most dangerous people on the sea.
O ne day they sighted a lot of
British navy ships and so they declared WAR
AND IN A MATER OF SECONDS THE
SHIPS WERE FIGHTING THE PIRATES WON WITH 41 SHIPS LEFT.
A ll the pirate ships retired
except the very first one - the pirate thieves. They are pirate thieves
and they are still fighting hard.
The end
by AJ
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