Here are some chicken jokes. If you would like to add any please email the school.

Q.        Why do chickens rinse their mouths out with soap?
A.        Because of all the fowl language.

 Q.        What do you get when you cross a chicken with a dog?
 A.        Pooched eggs.

Q.        What do chickens call a school test?
A.        Eggs-amination

Q.        What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede?
A.        A chicken with a leg for everyone.

Q.        Why did the hen cross the road?
A.        To prove she wasn’t chicken.

Q.        Why did the egg hide?
A.        He was a little chicken.

Q.        Why don’t eggs tell each other jokes?
A.        Because they would crack each other up.

Q.        What did Mr and Mrs Chicken call their baby?
A.        Egg.

Q.        Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A.        Because the referee kept calling fowl.

Q.        Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road
           again?
A.        Because he was a dirty double-crosser

Q.        Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A.        To get to the other slide                   

Q.        Why did the egg cross the road?
A.        To get to the shell station

Q.        What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every
           morning?
A.        An alarm cluck!

Q.        What do chickens grow on?
A.        Eggplants!

Q.        What do chickens get when they are sicks?
A.        People-pox

Q.        What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
A.        They go on peck-nics !

Q.        Which day of the week do chickens hate most ?
A.         Fry-day !